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M and I are kindergartners when it comes to household tasks. Lately, we�ve been met with offensive odors when opening the refrigerator. So what do we do? "Ewww! What�s that smell....?" then we close the door. It�s been a week now and neither of us are brave enough to investigate. Instead, we�re opening the refrigerator less often. I�m afraid of what�s lurking in there. I submitted another article recently, this time an abbreviated travel article on San Francisco. When I say abbreviated, I mean abbreviated; it couldn�t be more than 750 words! I swear my arms and shoulders are slowly morphing into steel. Then again, maybe I�m imagining it.... Are you a wacko? Four warning signs: 1) You sign your spouse�s name on your correspondence 2) You read bridal magazines even though you�re not engaged 3) You blame your country for terrorism and school shootings because "they�re pushing God out of the government" 4) You don�t return a friend�s emails for two years, then demand to know why she hasn�t kept in touch Damn, some people are freaky. I�m speechless. I think that�s all. I�m going home to hoist dumbbells.
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